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This is it, dudes.
My favorite place in Gravity Falls.
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Everything I know, I learned right here.
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A frog taught me how to cross the street.
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When my house was haunted,
I learned how to eat ghosts.
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-And this thing taught me how to dance.
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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I've been jiggin' for seven days straight!
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Uh, Soos?
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Let him have this.
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-(BEEPING)
-What?
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(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
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(BEEPING)
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(GROWLS)
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-DIPPER: Ah! Oh! Watch out!
-(WENDY LAUGHING)
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-Whoa! Ooh! Cut scene!
-(GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
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Kick butt!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Go, go!
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Fly! Kick! Punch!
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(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
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What? You cheated.
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You take that back!
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GAME ANNOUNCER: Round tWO!
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I'm gonna punch the ref.
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(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
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DIPPER: Let's gang up on him.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Wendy! What's up, babe?
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Yeah, just puttin' up some fliers
for my band. I'm lead guitar. No biggie.
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Are you wearing mascara?
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Uh, it's eye paint for men!
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Hey, Robbie. Dipper was just showing
me this great game.
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Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet.
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Hey, how's about you sit this one out,
'kay, champ? (CRACKING KNUCKLES)
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But we just started this round.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, relax, man. I'm just trying to spend
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a little time with my girlfriend, all right?
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It'll just be one round.
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(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
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So, hey, I'm going camping tomorrow
with my clad,
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so I won't be around.
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Oh, cool, cool. Watch out!
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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GAME ANNOUNCER:
Opponent sighted. Fight!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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King me!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(ALL GROAN)
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-Come on!
-It's not fair!
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She doesn't even know
what we're playing!
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Go Fish?
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(RATTLING)
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Dude, I think I'm picking up
a radio station inside my head.
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Try blinking to see
if you can change the channel!
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(GRUNTING)
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ROBBIE: Wendy!
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-Sounds like Robbie.
-Robbie?
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Is he that jerky twerp I see making
goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?
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He called me "Big Dude" once.
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I mean, I know I'm a big dude,
but it kinda hurt.
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-Should I sic Waddles on him again?
-(SNORTS)
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Whoa, easy, tiger.
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I'll handle it.
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ALL: Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
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Conflict!
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Wendy, Wendy, Wendy
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Wendy! Come on out, girl!
Come on down!
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-You realize she's not here, right?
-Pshh.
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Yes. What?
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She's out camping
with her family today.
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Maybe if you listened to her,
for once, you'd know that.
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What was that?
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I just said she's not here.
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No, no, no! You wanna get into it, huh?
Let's get into it, kid!
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You think I don't know
what's been going on, huh?
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It's obvious
you've got a thing for my girlfriend.
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Don't you? Don't you!
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What? No! Come on, man!
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Yeah, I'm sure she's just dying
to ask out a 12-year-old kid
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who wears the exact same shorts
every day.
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Hey, here's an idea.
Why don't I call her right now
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and see if she wants to go out
on a date with you?
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Hey, look, don't...
(STUTTERS) You don't have to...
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"Uh! Don't! Please, man!"
What are you gonna do? Huh? Huh?
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-(LINE RINGING)
-Uh, what? What?
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-WENDY: Hello?
-(GRUNTS)
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MY Phone!
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(STUTTERS) I'll buy you a new one.
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Oh, no, you're not getting off that easy.
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Hey! I know a fight when I see one!
Stay right there!
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(GRUNTS)
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You, me, Circle Park, 3:00.
We finish this.
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Aw, he's gone? I was just gonna call
the boys over to place a few bets.
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The smart money's on Skinny-Jeans.
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(GRUNTS) What was I thinking?
I can't fight!
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I've never been in a fight before!
Look at these noodle arms!
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Just bonk him over the head!
It's nature's snooze button.
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Boys!
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Why can't you learn to hate each other
in secret? Like girls do.
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Sure, listen to your sister. (SNIGGERS)
Maybe you can share dresses, too.
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-Boom!
-(RATTLING)
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Maybe he'll just forget about it.
Maybe it'll all blow over.
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I don't know, Dipper,
teenagers are dangerous.
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Those hormones turn them
into, like, killing machines.
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-(STUTTERS) Really?
-Oh, yeah, dude.
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My cousin Reggie got in a fight
with a teen once.
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The guy broke, like, all his arms,
all his legs,
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and I think killed him or something,
I don't know.
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Me and Reggie
were just talking about it.
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(GASPING)
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I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes
back? I gotta hide!
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Look, kid,
you got yourself a choice here.
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You can either go face him like a man,
or you can hide indoors like a wimp.
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What'll it be?
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Wimp it is!
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Come on, Soos,
Robbie's, like, twice my size!
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I mean, what would getting
myself killed accomplish?
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I just need to hide here
until 3:00 passes.
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(SIGHS) This day will never end!
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Relax, Dipper.
Just try not to think about Robbie.
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(GASPS)
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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
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-Girl! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?
-(CHEERING)
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ANNOUNCER:
Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray?
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Will be back in a moment.
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-(SNORTS)
-Poor Dipper. Hiding from Robbie.
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Unable to face his fears!
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Fears are for chumps!
That's why I don't have any.
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(GRUNTING)
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You want me to go get a ladder?
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-We don't have one.
-What?
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You know, studies show that keeping
a ladder inside the house
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is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
That's why I own 10 guns.
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In case some maniac tries to sneak in
a ladder.
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Grunkle Stan,
why you ackin' so cray-cray?
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You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray!
I gotta go now.
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Why would Grunkle Stan
be so weirded out by ladders?
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Of course!
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-I think he has a secret fear of heights!
-(OINKS)
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We'll have to test him to be sure.
Or we could leave well enough alone.
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Nah!
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(GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Man, I wonder what it would be like
to go inside a video game for real.
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I should have thought of this years ago!
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(GRUNTS)
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-(BEEPS)
-Stupid Robbie. Such a jerk!
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(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
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(SIGHS) That's easy for you to say.
You have more than one life.
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(SIGHS)
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I wish one of these guys could fight
Robbie for me.
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Huh?
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"To unleash ultimate power"?
I do like things that are ultimate.
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Back, back, hold, forward,
back, forward, down,
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hold, quarter circle forward,
triple punch!
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I guess it didn't work.
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(RATTLING)
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Uh, Soos?
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(EXPLOSION)
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GAME ANNOUNCER:
Select your character!
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Uh...
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Rumble McSkirmish?
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(BEEPING FAST)
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Feet-feet-feet-spinning-kick!
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You're real?
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BOTH: High five!
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Ow! Your pixels
are really sharp! (GRUNTS)
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Greetings, child-boy! I am
Rumble McSkirmish, from the USA.
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(GRUNTS)
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-Kick!
-Ow!
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-Cool!
-(THUDDING)
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Change machine!
Change me into a powerful wolf!
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(YELLS)
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With Rumble around, Robbie will be so
scared I won't even need to fight him!
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I've got the world's greatest fighter
to be my bodyguard!
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-(ALARM BEEPING)
-I need power-ups!
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This is so amazing! I gotta show Soos.
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Soos?
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(com JANGLING)
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'Help! I'm trQAaH!
plied in th e 9ame|
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It was cool in theory
but in practice it was really boring.
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(SCREAMS)
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It's not just a game anymore.
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All right, Waddles,
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it's time to begin Operation
Get-Stan-Over-His-Fear-Of-Heights!
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(OINKS)
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I came up with that name.
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-(MUTTERS) Huh?
-Happy Great Uncle's Day!
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There's a Great Uncle's Day?
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00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,338
Of course it's not a day I made up!
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High heels? You shouldn't have!
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Seriously. What? What is this?
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What's wrong? Are you saying
these heels are too high?
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Do they make you
uncomfortable? Hmm?
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-Maybe.
-Admit it!
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Admit you have a fear of heights!
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What? That's why
you bought me these?
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You should be ashamed of yourself!
And on Great Uncle's clay, no less.
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But no, I don't have a fear of heights.
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ANNOUNCER: We now return
to World's Most Terrifying Skydiving!
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(YELLING) Turn it off!
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So I have a fear of heights.
Is that really so cray-cray?
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-(BUZZING)
-(GRUNTS)
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Well, we don't have any
traditional power-ups,
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turkey legs, pizza boxes, or gold rings.
How about half a taco?
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Place it on the floor!
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00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,553
(BEEPING)
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00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,269
I wish I could do that.
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00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,605
Now I must defeat
the world's greatest Fight Fighters!
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00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,478
Take me to the Soviet Union!
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00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,980
That's gonna be tough,
for a number of reasons.
213
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,483
But I do know a fighter here
in Gravity Falls.
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00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,905
Maximum power?
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00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,780
His name is Robbie V,
and he's kind of like my arch enemy.
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00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,495
Did he kill your father?
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00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,288
Well, he's dating the girl I like.
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00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,413
And he posts a really annoying
amount of status updates.
219
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,541
And then he killed your father?
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00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,211
Sure. Anyway, I was hoping you could,
you know, scare him off for me,
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so I don't have to fight the guy?
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(LAUGHS)
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Your question
makes my shoulders bounce!
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00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,425
Fireball! Uppercut!
225
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,307
Downercut! Bowl of punch!
226
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,884
So you'll protect me from Robbie?
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Challenge accepted! Press start!
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(BEEPS)
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-(BEEPING)
-(DOOR OPENS)
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Uh-oh. I think I hear my uncle!
Stay perfectly still!
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I said stay still!
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This is as still as I can stay!
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00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,569
How am I gonna get Grunkle Stan
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-over his fear of heights?
-(DOOR OPENS)
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00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,532
Hey, Mabel! Have you met Rumble yet?
He's my new bodyguard!
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00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,583
The child gave me a taco!
237
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,959
Wow! He's got a crazy voice!
Here, say these words!
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00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:21,053
"Effervescent! Apple fritter! Riboflavin!"
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00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,547
Mabel, he's not a toy,
he's a fighting machine.
240
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,466
I'm going to get him
to defend me from Robbie.
241
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,260
-Isn't that kinda like cheating?
-I guess so.
242
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,265
Well, I'll see you after the fight!
243
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,397
"Poop! Poop and butts!"
244
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,567
Tell me my opponent's special moves!
245
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,566
Don't worry. As soon as he sees you,
he's gonna wet his pants.
246
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,239
His wet pants will be no match for this!
247
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,574
Whoa! Where'd that come from?
248
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,197
I punched an oil drum!
249
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,996
Trust me, you won't need that.
Just give him a good scare.
250
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,916
Yes! With this!
251
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,461
This street has really dangerous litter.
252
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,381
Hey, Grunkle Stan!
253
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,675
How would you like to go take a walk,
254
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,803
nowhere in particular,
while wearing a blindfold?
255
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,556
Eh! Beats just sitting around being old.
256
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,467
Wait a minute,
257
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,474
you're not planning on taking me
somewhere super high up, are you?
258
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,556
Grunkle Stan! I would never!
259
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,733
Scouts' honor!
260
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,735
All right, let's go.
261
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,150
(CHUCKLING EVILLY)
262
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,945
(BELL TOLLING)
263
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,790
Well, well, well,
look who decided to show up.
264
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,624
I thought you'd chicken out.
You ready to settle this like men?
265
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,545
Look, dude,
I don't think you want to fight me.
266
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,545
Let's just call this thing off
before someone gets hurt!
267
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,001
You scared? Huh? Is that it?
268
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,258
Okay, dude, you asked for it.
269
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,971
(THUDDING)
270
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,050
Who's your friend?
And why is he blurry?
271
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,978
This happens to be
the greatest warrior that ever lived.
272
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,227
Yeah, right! Hey, Eyepatch!
What did the kid promise you?
273
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,017
More tape for your forearms?
274
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,101
(LAUGHS)
275
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,112
How can you laugh
when you killed this boy's father?
276
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,238
Wait, what?
277
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,817
I'm giving you one last chance,
back down or this guy's gonna go nuts.
278
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,868
How about you back down, kid?
279
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,118
You asked for it. Rumble, go!
280
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,198
(LAUGHS)
281
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,375
What the... (GRUNTS)
282
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,452
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(STUTTERS) What is happening?
283
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,255
I didn't wanna have to do this, man,
but you gave me no choice.
284
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,831
Maybe now you won't mess with me...
285
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:22,961
'(LAUGHS)
'(GRUNTS)
286
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,045
Whoa! Rumble, you can stop!
I think Robbie's had enough!
287
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,634
-Rumble, throw!
-(SCREAMS)
288
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,011
Stop! I said stop!
289
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,225
-(GRUNTS)
-(CLANKING)
290
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,557
(STUTTERS) What the...
That guy's crazy!
291
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,433
-(CRACKLING)
-(GRUNTS) Fireball!
292
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,310
(GRUNTS)
293
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,982
What the heck was that?
294
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,606
You were only supposed to scare him!
You almost killed him!
295
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:47,157
I will not rest until the man
who dishonored you is destroyed!
296
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,159
-(ROARS)
'(GRUNTS)
297
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,452
-Punch!
-(TREES CRASHING)
298
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,121
This isn't good.
299
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,951
Something told me
this would be his first stop.
300
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,004
-(GASPS)
-(PANTING)
301
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,297
(ROARS)
302
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,170
Aah! Chill out, man!
303
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,303
(GASPS) Please, Rumble,
you gotta stop!
304
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,763
-(GRUNTS)
-(GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
305
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,511
'(GRUNTS)
'(BEEPS)
306
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,809
'(GRUNTS)
-(ROARS)
307
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,136
Rumble, wait!
308
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,471
(GRUNTS)
309
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,896
-(PANTING)
-(GRUNTS)
310
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,598
Punch, punch, punch!
311
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,104
(BEEPING)
312
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,987
You don't have to do this! (PANTS)
313
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,942
At least pace yourself!
You might get a cramp! (GROANS)
314
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,618
I love you, Dad.
315
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,575
(SCREAMS)
316
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,373
-(GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
317
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,494
What!
318
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,962
(SPEAKING)
319
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,714
We'll just buy another one!
320
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,215
I love being rich!
321
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,130
All you can eat!
322
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,510
(PANTS)
323
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,467
(GRUNTS)
324
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,142
-Hi, dude.
-Soos!
325
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,517
-Where have you been?
-Uh. Long story, man.
326
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,850
Dude, did you see that video game guy
destroying everything in sight?
327
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:03,979
(LAUGHS) It was crazy!
328
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,688
Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life
to be my bodyguard.
329
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,649
But now I have to stop him
before he kills Robbie!
330
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,652
You need an amiable sidekick
with a pickup truck?
331
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,861
You know I do!
332
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,794
Take off your blindfold now!
333
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,921
Yeah, that's pretty much
what I was expecting.
334
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,755
You're doing better than I thought!
Now let go of the handrail.
335
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,430
-(RATTLING)
-(STRAINED) Nope!
336
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,342
Hey, do you smell anger?
And hormones?
337
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,851
(PANTING)
338
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,553
Finally, I'm safe!
339
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,185
Hey, Robbie! Get your own water tower!
340
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,525
Shh! Keep it down! He'll find us!
341
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,147
RUMBLE: Challenger sighted!
342
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,112
-(BEEPING)
-(SCREAMS)
343
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,031
Time to save the day, dude.
344
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,778
You can hide, but you cannot hide!
345
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,955
Rumble! This has to stop!
Please, listen to me!
346
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,666
-Kick!
-(ALL SCREAM)
347
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,664
-What was that?
-Oh, boy!
348
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,041
(GRUNTS)
349
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,587
-We're safe, right?
-(RATTLING)
350
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,292
Of course not! This thing is on stilts!
High, high up!
351
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,376
(GRUNTS)
352
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,927
(ALL SCREAMING)
353
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,592
(SCREAMING)
354
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,594
(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
355
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,426
No, no, no! Don't! Don't finish me!
356
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,976
(CRACKLING)
357
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,556
Rumble!
358
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,193
Rumble, I have something to tell you.
359
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,446
Robbie, Robbie didn't kill my father.
360
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,281
(GASPS) Then who did?
361
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,202
What? No one did. I lied to you.
362
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,286
Huh! Then you're actually a bad guy!
363
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,290
I guess I kinda am.
364
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,460
(GRUNTS)
365
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:51,879
RUMBLE: My entire journey, a lie.
My honor has been insulted.
366
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,553
Sensei warned me
not to join the path of evil.
367
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,806
The boy has led me astray
from my teachings.
368
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:04,559
If Robbie V is not the last stage,
then it must be you!
369
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:06,898
(BEEPS)
370
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,316
Dude! (PANTING) Don't fight him, man!
371
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,146
That guy's got, like, a black-belt
wrapped around his black-belt.
372
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,984
-You could get killed!
-I have to.
373
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,238
I started all this,
and I've got to at least try to stop it.
374
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,114
You sure you wouldn't rather hide
like a wimp?
375
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,029
(THUDS)
376
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,913
Fight like a man it is.
377
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,491
(BEEPING)
378
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,084
(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
379
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,627
-(SHUTTER CLICKING)
-(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
380
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,094
(YELLING)
381
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,763
(WHIMPERS)
382
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,513
-(CRACKLING)
-Fireball throw, lightning ball throw, fire!
383
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,056
(GRUNTS)
384
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,771
-(GROANS)
-(LAUG HS MANIACALLY)
385
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,442
You fight like a girl who is also a baby!
386
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,026
(GROWLS)
387
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,819
(YELLS)
388
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,447
(BOTH GRUNT)
389
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:58,987
Ooh!
390
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,282
(GRUNTS)
391
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:03,867
(BEEPS)
392
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,281
Oh, no.
393
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,411
(SCREAMS)
394
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,455
(GRUNTS)
395
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,036
It was worth a shot.
396
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,587
(SCREAMS)
397
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,550
No! I have no "looking up" animation!
398
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,131
(GRUNTS)
399
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,934
(GRUNTS)
400
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,477
(LAUGHS)
401
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,105
What should I do?
Roll him up and put him on my wall?
402
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,103
Dude, we should
rock-paper-scissors for him.
403
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:35,313
(GROWLS) Fist punch rain!
404
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,689
(BOTH GROANING)
405
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,367
(GASPING)
406
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,239
Never underestimate
that I have punches!
407
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,539
-(CRACKLING)
-(YELLS)
408
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,158
(BEEPING)
409
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,876
(ROARS)
410
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,458
(SPEAKING)
411
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,347
-(GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BEEPING)
412
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,649
You, sir, truly are,
the champion of champions.
413
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:14,726
(GROANS)
414
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,982
(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
415
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,940
Winners don't lose!
416
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,233
I wouldn't be too sure about that, man.
417
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,947
(GAME ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)
418
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:28,615
-What? No! No! No!
-(BEEPING)
419
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,001
Game over, old friend.
420
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,336
(BEEPING)
421
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,215
(BEEPING)
422
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,467
Nice one, dude.
423
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,678
I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan!
424
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,383
I thought this would help
but I was wrong! So wrong!
425
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,426
I survived!
426
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,849
I survived and I feel great!
427
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,727
Wait, let me do a cocky dance,
just to be sure.
428
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,145
(SCATS)
429
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,186
Deal with it world!
430
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,607
Stan Pines has cured his fear
of heights!
431
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,066
-You coming, kid?
-Mmm-mmm.
432
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,152
Hey, what's the matter,
you got a fear of heights now?
433
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,162
Uh-oh!
434
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,660
(GRUNTS) Whoa!
435
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,413
What? (STUTTERS) Who was that guy?
436
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,119
Why is it that whenever you're around
437
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,376
there's always ghosts,
or monsters, or whatever?
438
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,626
I don't know, man.
439
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,884
That guy almost broke my neck!
You know how mad I am right now?
440
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,804
So I guess you and I
have to fight now? Huh?
441
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,470
Go ahead, man. Do your worst.
I just want to get this over with.
442
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,644
Oh, man, I am so gonna enjoy this.
443
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:37,021
-Aren't you gonna run?
-Nope.
444
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,526
Are you sure?
445
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,695
(SCOFFS) It's not even worth it!
446
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,492
I play lead guitar
so I gotta save my hands.
447
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,036
Hey, guys.
I heard some crazy screaming out here.
448
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,613
-BOTH: Wendy?
-You're back!
449
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,244
Yeah, man. Whoa!
450
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,168
What the heck happened here?
Freak tornado or something?
451
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,162
(BOTH MUMBLING)
452
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,664
And why are your faces all jacked up?
453
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:03,380
You guys weren't fighting each other,
were you? I hate it when guys fight!
454
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,378
No. Fighting? Never!
455
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,554
No. Why would we?
456
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,508
Yeah, we actually fell down
trying to stop two other guys
457
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,141
from fighting each other.
458
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,106
Cool. It really makes me happy to see
my two boys hanging out.
459
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,433
I got some unpacking to do.
I'll text you guys later.
460
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,570
BOTH: Phew!
461
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,365
Did you hear that?
She called me one of her two "boys."
462
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,158
She was looking at me, though.
463
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,703
Look, Robbie, if we stay at each other's
throats, we'll both lose Wendy.
464
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,781
We need to make a cold war pact.
465
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,540
Okay. What's that?
466
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,084
We need to learn
to just hate each other in silence.
467
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,004
You mean, like, what girls do?
468
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,298
Yeah, exactly. "What girls do."
469
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,467
So then I told Thompson,
"Hey, save some for the rest of us!"
470
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,550
(BOTH LAUGHING)
471
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,556
-Good one, Wendy! Yeah.
-Good one, Wendy! That's great.
472
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,509
Oh, man! Just a second.
473
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,895
(GROWLS)
474
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,309
So as I was saying...
475
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,691
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah, no,
you're the best! Yeah.
476
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:01,893
-So fun, yeah.
-You know you're great.
477
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,477
Everybody's friends! We're all friends!
478
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,814
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
479
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,530
I'm Dipper.
I have shorts and determination!
480
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,113
(IMITATING ITALIAN ACCENT)
It's me, Mabel.
481
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,699
I'm slower, but I jump higher.
482
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,708
Pick me, or whatever.
483
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,335
(CHOMPING)
484
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,001
(SNORING) Oh!
485
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,216
Alas, t'was naught but a dream.
486
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,259
(SNORING)
487
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,677
(CHOMPING)
488
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,263
Eating my friends.